Having grown up in the northeastern part of the U.S., setting off personal fireworks was not part of my growing up. I remember using sparklers but that's about it. Even in mostly rural Vermont, fire works sales in the state were illegal, and it was rare for people to have much in the way of personal booms that they may have imported from elsewhere.
Checking out the offerings at Fireworks City...
However, in Missouri, there is a healthy tradition of fireworks sales. Consequently, there is a healthy tradition of setting off one's own fireworks. Consequently to that, there are people who get hurt shooting off fireworks. And because of that we have a complex web of laws and rules regarding consumer grade fireworks in the Kansas City metro. The web of laws leads to ridiculousness every Fourth of July as a good number of generally law abiding citizens turn into nasty lawbreakers for a couple hours after dark on the Fourth of July.
Ah, something people of all races can agree on--blowing shit up is fun!
I have been known to set off an explosion or two on the Fourth myself, but I always follow all the instructions and do it in a safe place. Even so, I've been reminded that this is not child's play. Probably the most frightening thing I've had happen was when an artillery tube fell over, and the shell that was in it-- was shot out sideways rather than up. That was a little scary! In
KCMO, both the sales and
possession of all fireworks is illegal, as it is in many cities in the metro on both sides of the state line. However, in Cass County, and its cities, with exceptions and variations
, the selling and possessing of fire works is legal around July 4
th. So, you can drive south on Holmes Road, and as soon as you cross the city line--fireworks are for sale. Several tents pop up every year. My personal favorite is Crazy Joe's, but you don't have to go that far, you can stop in at Fireworks City just over the city/county line.
So here you are, you have a prohibition, and you have easy access to the prohibited item. What do you think happens? Yup, people buy the prohibited item in the areas where it is legal to sell and possess the item and take it to areas where it is not legal to sell or possess said item. Then they use it for its intended purpose, making booms and pretty lights with reports. This poses a problem for law enforcement. The problem is, just about every neighborhood will break out in fireworks during the Fourth of July. Some neighborhoods sound like a war zone and develop a haze of smoke from all the explosives being detonated.
Side Bar: During the recent flooding a police dispatcher asked the Sargent on duty, "Do you want the reports of high water given to individual officers, or dispatched as information like we do with fireworks calls on the Fourth?" That's when I knew it had rained a bunch and flash flooding was bad. So the
mishmash of laws is confusing at least and difficult at most. Easy access makes enforcement for cities with a zero tolerance statute almost impossible. Those who sell fireworks, especially businesses very near
KCMO and Overland Park, KS (another metro city with a zero tolerance law) have to know that people are taking their purchases to cities where it is illegal to have them. I wish everyone was sensible and safe taking care with their own safety and the safety and property of others while using fireworks. We know, however, this is not the case, as has been demonstrated over and over. And so we have laws and rules to try and protect us from something that can be dangerous to us. The problem comes in our little corner of America from all the different laws that have been put into effect in our 400+ square mile
metroplex. I would just as soon have laws that were not quite so strict, and also consider setting up areas where fireworks could be used freely and legally. Some people would like to see a complete ban everywhere in the metro. Alas, some
municipalities have come to be known as fireworks havens and make money on the taxes on the permits for and sales of fireworks, so
that will never happen.
We have things that happen
every Fourth of July in the Big Town: people shoot off fireworks all over the metro, including cities with prohibitions.
OPKS will have more luck enforcing the law than
KCMO. Someone will get hurt with fireworks. A structure will at least be threatened by fire, and at most be set on fire by fireworks. There will be news stories reminding us of fireworks safety. A poor innocent watermelon will be blown up on TV. We will be told to "leave it to the professionals." Ordinary citizens will be interviewed on TV and be completely split on the subject--some for a full ban and others for looser regulation.
Just be safe out there people. Whether you decide to shoot off personal fireworks or go to a display, be safe and sane. Don't drink and drive either. I think I'd rather take my chances with a loose bottle rocket than a loose drunk behind the wheel.
And remember why we celebrate, because this is the greatest country with the most freedom in the world, and July 4
th is our great country's birthday.
(Photos are from
Fireworks City's website--link here, and here is a
link for Crazy Joe's.)